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GARRET BOOKS
I began my career in illustration, which grew into painting. But I have always had a hand in publishing.
50 years and 3000 paintings later, my focus is back on illustration plus writing, book design, and publishing.
Our son Garret loved books. He could read words before the age of two, and had a library of hundreds of books I loved reading to him. Now I am creating books that he would have enjoyed, and I know you will enjoy them too!
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Books for Grown-Ups
All artworks in SMAPT! Adventures are carefully assembled enhanced digital collages and are NOT CREATED BY AI!
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Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! Adventures
Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! adventures is like no comic book you have ever seen! Over 40 exciting pages of surreal storytelling, songs, and silliness in 6 full color stories illustrated in digital collage (not AI generated) featuring ridiculous characters, all from the warped imagination of artist Paul Volker.
Paperback, 43pp. size 8.5" x 11" $19.99
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Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! Adventures #2
is my second volume of digital-collage comics, this time focusing on the dangers of combining cough syrup with medicinal helium.
13 more pages than Volume 1 for only a penny more!
Paperback, 56pp. size 8.5" x 11"
$20.00
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Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! Adventures #3
is the third volume of my surreal, digital-collage comic book... 70 full color pages
(and a couple in black and white). Bawdy humor, ages 17 and up.
Paperback, 72pp. size 8.5" x 11"
$20.00
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ABSTRACT "Behind every great painting, there stands a wall.
And in front of that wall there stands someone who has an opinion"
An exhibition of abstract paintings offers a hilarious peek into the thoughts and feelings of fourteen imaginary people ...and a dog. This is a short read, just for fun. But it also touches upon some important questions about the role of art in today's world. The mix of colorful paintings, cartoon drawings and hilarious 'personal confessions' found in this book are sure to be enjoyed by both artists and art lovers. Paperback, 32pp. size 8" x 8" $17.00
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Classic Movie Comics
Classic Movie Comics feature carefully selected full-length films presented in a comic book format, using enhanced images and original script dialogue. It's like watching the film--but reading a comic book!
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The Little Shop of Horrors Based on the original cult classic film directed by Roger Corman, featuring every juicy line of dialogue and images from the original movie, specially edited and enhanced.
Young readers and old movie fans alike will thrill to the story of Seymour, his sweetheart Audrey, and their boss, Gravis Mushnik, plus a cast of unforgettable characters (including one portrayed by superstar Jack Nicholson) and of course, a very hungry and wisecracking people-eating plant! Paperback, 192pp. 8.5" x 11" $19.99
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Childrens Books
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Principal Strictwhistle's List Of Terrible Children In Alphabetical Order Clever readers of all ages will delight in the awful (and thankfully, impossible to copy) behavior of these dreadful little delinquents, presented with hilarious illustrations and poetic rhymes. Each page also highlights a fun, new vocabulary word. Paperback, 26pp. size 6" x 9"
$9.99
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Mr. Bazugda And The Potato Chip Princess Featuring the Sparkle Kittens and The Crocodile
What happens when a princess who likes to make rules shares her castle with an elf who likes to break them? This book is full of food, fun, and reader participation. There is also a very hungry crocodile who is waiting for two kittens to fall asleep ...so that he can eat his dinner!
Paperback, 28pp. size 8" x 10" $12.99
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